Ramya Mure X 'A'

Laughs on the house!!

Hysteria Unlimited.......

• What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big heads all over Australia!
• What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad!
• What do you call a country were everyone has to drive a pink car? A pink car-nation!
• What would be the country called if everyone in it lived in their cars? An in-car-nation!
• What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud!
• Which nut sounds like a sneeze? A Cashew!
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick!
• What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses!